Mark Knopfler comes home carrying a large picture in a frame & a bag of chips
Mrs K: What have you been up to?
Mark K: I was at the auction & got a French impressionist painting & I got you a bag of chips
Mrs K: How much have you spent this time?
Mark K: Nothing! I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free.
Written by: Kym Frederick
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