This game promotes faulty construction and cruelty to animals but for now let’s just try to dodge these barrels. I have to give to it Mario he looks better at climbing ladders than Lara Croft, but the overalls just shape his ass perfectly. I know what you’re thinking Denise don’t objectify Mario he’s not even real, I beg to differ he is the world’s most popular video game character to millions of people, he is real, and he is certainly keeping it real in the NES version of Donkey Kong, although it is not the same as the arcade version of the game but it is pretty damn close and totally worth owning in your Donkey Kong fan collection for the NES.
Donkey Kong is available for most of the old school 80’s game consoles, and you can obviously get this for just about anything with a Nintendo brand on it. It's available to download on the virtual console and also old arcade machines, but when it comes to the 80s home console version I think the NES version is simply the best. It looks good, it sounds good and it plays well on the old school Nintendo d-pad, just turn up the volume and listens to him run.
Before he got his own series and drove karts, he was the bad guy trying to tear Mario in half in Donkey Kong because it’s on!