Once world domination has been proceeded, anyone to disagree with me shall be put in a space shuttle and sent to the planet Uranus.
As I am now known as Goddess of Tea and Biscuits. I shall make an actual tea party commence. As prime minister, in a parallel universe, unicorns will be making tea for other unicorns. If you wish to purchase a package of tea bags made by unicorns, please look out for the brand name 'Unicorn Juice', featuring in all universes in existence.
When purchasing a package of Unicorn Juice, you will get your own magical unicorn...ALONG WITH A UNICORN BISCUIT!
Whereas most parties only care about their own country. I CARE ABOUT THE WORLD! Even if you do not like tea, I will trick you so you think you are having coffee. ...but really, it is just a coffee flavoured tea bag, which has been genetically modified to taste like coffee.
I have many inventions for you to discover if you should cast your vote towards my party. For now, I shall tuck into my tea and biscuits. I hope you were also doing so whilst reading this. It has been a pleasure. If you do not vote,get ready to see Uranus.